Dear spider who bathroom crashed my morning,
I apologize for ending what I'm sure was going to be a long and fulfilling life for you, but we take trespassing very seriously in my house. I would have thought you'd learned that by now when all of your friends disappeared after entering.
I see that your colony has now declared war. This is a very brave decision your brothers have made on your account, but not a particularly intelligent one. I will win. I will carpet a nation with your mangled corpses. And then I will laugh.
You have been warned. Call off your siege or suffer the consequences.
I'll be waiting.
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